castiel-sherlock-watson:

Two ghosts by ~oirbmeamu

Fic prompt for whoever wants it: John and Sherlock both die at the pool, and become awesome crime solving ghosts.  And troll Anderson invisibly.

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I explained shipping (more specifically, Destiel and Johnlock) to my father over the phone, because he is currently watching Sherlock.  A week later, I get a package from him containing this UPS advertisement and that Entertainment Weekly article about shipping.

I love my weird dad.

alackoforder:

Little mouse Molly, was he mean to you again?

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sherlocksimplywalksintomordor:

moraniarty:

slagsofcydonia:

elementarysherlock:

igavethatbitchapuzzle:

endquestionmark

#holy fuck this is a drawing #art #alert #sherlock

T H I S  I S  A  D R A W I N G

I give up.

Sauce please.

holuy fck

no

waht 

the awkward moment when I thought these were screencaps

i’m pretty sure this person cheated by using magic

(Source: beejohn, via textingsconesandmurder)

sigtryggr:

John, you’re an angel. It’s going to take you a while to adjust to losing the power of flight.

Sherlock Holmes is an angel, and I think, one day, if we’re very, very lucky, he might even be human.

Oh, I may be on the side of the angels, but don’t think for one second that I am one of them.

So about fifty billion (more like six actually but it felt like a horde) different people requested people with wings and at first I was like ‘okay I can do that’ and then I was like ‘wait angels’ and then I was like ‘Sherlock’s not an angel he’s got to be human’ and then I was like ‘but wings he needs wings????’ and then I was like ‘no wait what did Moffat say that Sherlock was a man who aspired to be a god so maybe Sherlock built himself a pair of wings because being human simply wasn’t enough’ and then I was like ‘but wait WAIT John wait what John and Moriarty how does this even work WAIT JOHN and the and John’s lost a wing in Afghanistan and and and and wings aren’t actually all that uncommon there’re enough of them around and generally angels tend to be outwardly good people so there’s lots of angels who are doctors and policemen and such but few of them can fly and John was an exception in that he could fly EXCEPT HE CAN’T ANYMORE but walking with Sherlock Holmes, who’s at once human and something worse and something better, makes up for the loss of flight and oh my god and wait is Moriarty Lucifer or something I don’t even know and wait wait wait AND SHERLOCK WITH THE WINGS HIS FALL FROM GRACE IS LIKE AN ICARUS THING OH MY GOD’

and then the next thing I knew it was the middle of the night and there was an orphaned AU that needed an author 

SOMEONE WRITE THIS RIGHT THE FUCK NOW

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Sorry, John, the angels need Sherlock right now.

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Yeah, you better buy the damn milk.  I haven’t gotten laid in a year, Sherlock.

twotwentyonebbakerst:

mystradedoodles:

CONTEST!

I’d love to be able to instantly identify sherlockians in a way recognizable only to the fandom.. 
So I’ve ordered some of these, reblog if you’d like one and I’ll send 2 badges each to 6 random people when the order arrives. 

Feel free to make your own!

yes yes i like this

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jumpersteaandjammiedodgers:

Forget me. Just let me fade away…

(Source: jamandfezzes, via smoke-and-oakum)

reapersun:

i know it’s technically a reference to a past case but i like this idea better

gallifreysgaybar: Sure John knows to duck when he hears “Vatican Cameos” but how did he get that way. My theory is that Sherlock wanted to come up with a code phrase but instead of just telling John, he just randomly pops up when John isn’t expecting it yells “Vatican Cameos” and whipping a nerf ball at John’s head. Maybe first thing in the morning when John is sleepy, in the shower, when John is out on dates, etc.

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geniusbee:

theinsultingdetective:

Holy shit.

GORGEOUS WOW

a) this is gorgeous

b) i will never not reblog sherlock with wings

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abackwardspoison:

FOR SCIENCE.

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